Someone posted this not to long ago.
I read it, laughed, AND HAD TO EDIT IT!
Enjoy. :D
GOD DAMMET! She swore she’d never show anyone…. I should’ve realized how stupid she was after the fifth time I had ‘ta say “Get out’a the goo!”
ARE YOU MARRIED? IF SO, WHO'S MRS.COACH?
Aunt Jemima is the only woman fo’ me. Dripping off the edges of a pair of fluffy, chocolate chip waffles. Mmmm!
